Success is a jigsaw puzzle

faerieicetea:

do you want to be a bookstore owner, cafe owner or a flower shop owner

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jackofmanythings:

Is there anything better than naked cuddles? The answer is no.

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thatdiva:

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thewanderingace:

alivelmall:

heronbrew:

alivelmall:

cell phone doesn’t like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it’s basic science.

Hey op google what LCD stands for

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

I feel compelled to share one of my favorite bits from the Martian

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ot3:

nothing is scarier than seeing what the front page of YouTube looks like when you’re not logged in

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bacteria-alex:

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dumbfilmschoolkid:

While every force available in the world is searching for the 5 people in the oceangate submersible, a boat filled with mostly Syrian and Pakistani refugees sank under still “unknown” circumstances off the coast of Peloponnisos, Greece (with the coast guard present). More than 600 people drowned but guess which of the two is making headlines

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quasi-normalcy:

doggirlnarcolepsy:

gunsandfireandshit:

princeofnerds:

captain-price-unofficially:

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg agree to hold cage fight

Earlier this month, Meta showed staff plans for a text-based social network designed to compete with Twitter.

BBC News

This cannot be real.

Aw man, Joe Rogan must’ve Gassed up Eboi so much he thinks he can actually fight, can’t wait to see how this plays out

It’s comforting to imagine that somewhere out there exists the “real” timeline, of which our lived reality is just a terrible work of alternate history fiction.

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medievalthymes:

ambassadorquark:

men literally love dying on doomed sea voyages it’s so so cruel to keep them from dying on doomed sea voyages

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gayahithwen:

The thing that gets to me the most about OceanGate (and there’s many), but… the fact that it’s the fucking Titanic. Like, this could’ve been just a generic failure. This could’ve been about allowing people with more money than sense to go explore the sea floor, see coral reefs from a new perspective, view icebergs from below, whatever.

But no. It’s specifically the Titanic. The ship declared to be unsinkable. The ship whose builders refused to bring enough lifeboats, because it would compromise their aesthetics, and make their rich customers uncomfortable to see them. Which famously sank on its maiden voyage.

And here comes the OceanGate CEO and without a hint of irony, has gone on record saying shit like this:

You know, there’s a limit. You know, at some point, safety just is pure waste. I mean, if you just want to be safe, don’t get out of bed. Don’t get in your car. Don’t do anything. At some point, you’re going to take some risk, and it really is a risk/reward question. I think I can do this just as safely by breaking the rules

And just… if you were writing a story to explore the hubris of rich people, how much more on the nose than that could you get?

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heinous-bitch:

authorkims:

you forgot the best one

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an-american-whore:

hookhausen:

the passengers on oceangate are dead (they imploded) and they confirmed the debris was from the submersible but the shit that has me fucking losing it is that the logitech controller made it out almost unscathed

lol. lmao even.

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eclown:

kineticpenguin:

I feel like they should just print this out and hand it to any reporter dumb enough to ask about recovering bodies

^ that pairs really well with this quote too

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